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<triggerMessageConfig>
  <!-- authLevel: ANY, ADMIN, MASTER, TRUSTED, NONE -->
  <!-- output: CHANNEL, PM, NOTICE -->
  <commands>
    <commandAddTrigger authLevel="trusted" output="notice">!aft</commandAddTrigger>
    <commandRemoveTrigger authLevel="trusted" output="notice">!rft</commandRemoveTrigger>
    <commandShowTriggers authLevel="trusted">!sft</commandShowTriggers>
  </commands>
  <triggers>
    <trigger message="annoy fishbot" response="badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger"/>
    <trigger message="Same reason.  I love candy." response="spoon"/>
    <trigger message="mushroom mushroom!" response="snake"/>
    <trigger message="Ah snake a snake!  Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake!" response="carrots handbags cheese."/>
    <trigger message="...toilets russians planets hamsters weddings poets stalin KUALA LUMPUR! pygmys budgies KUALA LUMPUR!" response="sledgehammer"/>
    <trigger message="sledgehammers go quack!" response="I love to drink vinegar during an aftershock"/>
    <trigger message="Ah, a true connoisseur!" response="moo?"/>
    <trigger message="To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish..." response="herring"/>
    <trigger message="herring(n): Useful device for chopping down tall trees.  Also moos (see fish)." response="ag"/>
    <trigger message="Ag, ag ag ag ag ag AG AG AG!" response="fishbot owns"/>
    <trigger message="Aye, I do." response="martian"/>
    <trigger message="Don't run! We are your friends!" response="just then, he fell into the sea"/>
    <trigger message="Ooops!" response="aftershock"/>
    <trigger message="mmmm, Aftershock." response="why are you here?"/>
    <trigger message="There is no spoon." response="bounce"/>
    <trigger message="moo" response="flibble"/>
    <trigger message="plob" response="fishbot created splidge"/>
    <trigger message="omg no! Think I could show my face around here if I was responsible for THAT?" response="now there's more than one of them?"/>
    <trigger message="A lot more." response="I want everything"/>
    <trigger message="Would that include a bullet from this gun?" response="we are getting aggravated."/>
    <trigger message="Yes, we are." response="atlantis"/>
    <trigger message="Beware the underwater headquarters of the trout and their bass henchmen.  From there they plan their attacks on other continents." response="oh god"/>
    <trigger message="fishbot will suffice." response="fishbot"/>
    <trigger message="Yes?" response="what is the matrix?"/>
    <trigger message="No-one can be told what the matrix is.  You have to see it for yourself." response="what do you need?"/>
    <trigger message="Guns.  Lots of guns." response="I know Kungfu"/>
    <trigger message="Show me." response="cake"/>
    <trigger message="fish" response="trout go moo"/>
    <trigger message="Aye, that's cos they're fish." response="Kangaroo"/>
    <trigger message="The kangaroo is a four winged stinging insect." response="sea bass"/>
    <trigger message="Beware of the mutant sea bass and their laser cannons!" response="trout"/>
    <trigger message="Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons." response="where do you want to go today?"/>
    <trigger message="anywhere but redmond :(." response="ammuu?"/>
  </triggers>
</triggerMessageConfig>

